Technically true.
He got the job.
He takes his job seriously.
I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.
Tumblr yo quería contarte que no tengo a nadie que decirle lo qué siento y que aunque sea triste a veces eres lo más real que tengo.
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
me:
character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*
me:
Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*
Me:
Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*
character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*
me:
Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.
all of these, but in an unmistakably gay way, ya know?
Was there ever a way to mistake these as heterosexual
i got gayer reading each one and imagining the scene
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THINGS KPOP GROUP MEMBERS TAUGHT ME
I’ve been wanting to do this for a while, honestly the notes don’t matter to me because this is something that goes through my mind. Fanwars are far away from my mind when I write this, the only thing I wanted to state were my feelings. As I’m editing this so long after I posted it, I’m glad it reached to so many people who feel the same.
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1. Suga (BTS)
- It’s okay to be a little more neutral looking or have a pokerface on most of the day. For some people it brings more comfort and it’s a kind of safe haven to keep the expressions inside. That doesn’t mean you can’t be happy, you may be jumping on the inside but never show it
2. The8 (Seventeen)
- it’s okay to dress up in whatever you want and make your own style with it, there’s no need to wear what everyone else wears. If you like to wear your glasses on the tip of your nose then you should do so, if you want to wear clothes that have already been used then go for it. Be you.
3. Mark (GOT7)
- it’s okay to be quiet and still happy, being quiet doesn’t mean that you’re invisible. Introverts aren’t rare. And it doesn’t mean that they’re quiet all the time, they can be just as loud as the rest. And they have the same emotions as everyone else and have the right to show themselves.
4. Minhyuk (Monsta X)
- being all loud and happy can be normal, everyone has happy moods and shows it in different ways. Sometimes we try to be happy and then wonder if we really seemed happy enough and if we made others smile, we get insecure about ourselves. But also sometimes we’re just genuinely happy
5. Suho (EXO)
- that everyone in life does their own thing, they all have their own activities and worries in life. As a leader I understand it must be a weird feeling. You don’t know where life leads you and still you have to keep it all together and make sure things go well. It’s like when you get older and your group of friends splits up: college, work, family life. And even though life is different for everyone, still there’s the feeling of being a group and a family. Even if you don’t get to see each other every day
6. Jonghyun (SHINee)
- I’m sorry for this one, I really am. But this taught me how you should yell out for help on time, even if no one can help you. Just tell anyone, anyone to just be there even if you don’t speak about your struggles. This can save a lot of lives in my eyes. I know roses can’t live forever, but give them water, love and they can bloom for a long time. Thanks to this wonderful man for teaching me this
7. G-Dragon (Big Bang)
- it’s okay if you don’t know who you are yet, if you have yourself hidden behind a different name or personality. Just as long as deep inside you feel alright and happy, satisfied with life even if it could be a lot different
- there may be many struggles on the way of growing up. But people who really love you don’t leave you behind. They may kick your ass and then tell you to continue living.
- Sadness, loneliness, emptiness: it happens to the best people you can get. It’s okay if you’re not okay, as long as there are surroundings that make your day a little bit brighter. To feel better you may have to give yourself for 300% before you feel one spark of happiness, which is tiring, but it’ll be worth it. And it’s kind of peaceminusone, even if things are missing, try to be in peace with yourself
-> a thread of taehyung in 2020 bc i'm whipped :(
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